Chris'
SwinginPsychadelik Electric Pussy Cats Webpage
(This website will
be critically acclaimed, leave you in critical pain, critically insane)
"Yeah
Baby Yeah Shag Ya Rotten Baby!!!"
You May Now
Ok ya got me! I'm not officially
approved by Dick but that doesn't make me a bad person RIGHT??
Ohhhh Gilligan!!!
This site has
no point to it, but I try to make it funny so it's worthwhile
to look at(not like those other BORING SITES)
?HeLLo
EvErYbOdY¿
Tip 4 my website:
If you put your pointer on ANY picture on
my site you will probably find some cute little catchy phrase or smart
alek remark so B sure 2 check all of them out they're funny:
End of Tip 4 my website
Sincerely, Chris "Dopalicioussouthernplayalisticcadillacmuzikbadassplayer"
Havens
Updates
11:28 AM Sat.
January 9, 1999
-
I put up a few more animated
gifs
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I also put some new things
on the bottom of the page!! Check them out
-
I am working on a page
that has something to do w/my conspiracy theories
-
added the update section
of my page finally!! hehe
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oh yeah put up a few new
links on the links page so peep them!!
A
Little Bit about ME
(everyone
now applauding and jumping uncontrollably)
~~YAAAAAAyyYyYY~~
You may now bow down to your superior
Please
keep your outbursts to a dull roar!
Name-
Christopher Ryan Havens
Birthday-March
02, 1983-now{born at St. Peter's Hospital}
Hair Color-Medium
Brown
Eye Color-Hazel
Height-5'8
Weight-128
lbs
Hometown-Oly-town,
WA --Welcome 2 Da Brix, the city where the rats will whoop yo mothaf***kin
ass nyeeeigga-- LoL ROFLMAO
School-River
Ridge[Hawk Pride baby] Give Me A Hell Yeah!!!
CLASS OF
2001 BABY RAISE THE ROOF!!! RUU RUU BIG DOG!!
ComputerNames-[email protected]&[email protected]
Favorite
Ice Cream-white chocolate cookie dough(mmm
mmm good)
Favorite
Singer/Group-NoReAgA (NORE) <it's a body
in the trunk, son, so what's it gonna be...a nigga layin dead cuz he came
for me, but it's a body in the trunk son, it's gettin SCARY>what what what
what what what what what!!
Favorite
Song- OffSpring-
Pretty Fly For A White Guy(that song is phat as hell yo!!)
Favorite
Food-my grandma's apple pie, (cuz her pie
iz the shiii, the bomb baby )
Favorite
Quote-"Only God Can Judge Me"-the late,great,
Tupac Amaur Shakur
Favorite
CD(currently)-RedMan [Docs Da Name 2000]<---
that shit is hella funny
Favorite
Apparrel-I'd have 2 say I do like my FuBu
threadz
Favorite
Class-MultiMedia-Tech Class, other than
that,ARE YOU JOKING!!!
Best Buds-David,
PJ, Cory, Kevin, Shawn, Brandy, Malena, Trier, Amanda, Brooke, Jessica,...if
you would like to see the rest scroll down 2 the shoutouts, and if you
ain't there just give me a holler and I'll put you up!!!
Well I guess
that's about it!
Sup this is Chris(you
know the webmaster of this here website) I'd just like to spill my guts
for a bit, I'm a sophomore at River Ridge High School(River Ridge baby
Class of 2001)<~~~phatass school in case you're wondering and if you
got beef with that then I got 2 words for you: SUCK
IT!!!
In
my spare time I like to play basketball with my friends,play soccer, surf
the web
,go
on AOL to 
chat
w/my buddies(Big Ups 2 all of you),
I
aLsO <3 2
DaNcE<~~~~That's my homeboy CaRtDaWg, he dances
well doesn't he??!!
I
also love to listen to my muzik!!!(gimme some block rockin beats)
I also like talking to the
ladeez(hehe),even though it hurts sometimes(if you know me very well then
you know what I'm talking about) :*( 
<~
ShoutOuts
I WoULd LiKe 2 SeNd
SoMe ShOuToUtS tO mY FrIeNdS & FaMiLy
Ok HeRe We Go:
To All My FriEnDs At RiVeR
rIdGe:My
niggaz David, Malena, Brooke(SGF4U), Shawn, Brandy(sup Brandy-DaWG), Ryan,
Cory, Philip, Kevin, Trier ,Kerri,Jessica,Amanda,Ben,Nate,Bo,Brandon,Pat,Ashley,
Ryan(NillaSpice),Jennifer,Leilani,Sharmayne,Derrick(Underwear
Gnomes)Nicole(sup NicoleDawg),Pat,Ashley,Alex,Solida,Dan(The Man),Kim,Chris
C.(Binder People),Elliot(Italian Pride baby!!hehe),Jenny,Bubba, Michelle,
Joe, Beccy, Tyler, Jon D., Jon F., Jon D(Daffon),Melissa, Melee, picey,
susie, kim, danielle, salli,Paul, Donnie(Timberline), Meghan(happy 16th),
Carrie, Lindsey, Kristen, Jake, Devin, Derek, Veronica, Patty, Chris(Sofa),
Aleasha, Stacey, Lance, Will, Richmond, Chelsea, Corey, Ely, Ian, Delaine,
Rodriguo, Quiana,
Sienna,Joel(richboy),Aleisha,Jerry,Andrea,Ian,Corey,Reynaldo(wussup
nigga),Jaci,Jonno,Josh,Tarimah(ya mutha!),Matt D.(boy you gonna get schooled),shamarra,becky,
Geena,Mike,Shalee(bellydancin),Paul,Krystal,Jeff,Kris,Leonard,Greg,Melinda,
Mercedes,Christy,D.J.,Cameron,Christian(Blaasmirinen!),Garrett,
Aaron(ya need 2 quit skippin boy), Christina, Judy(JUDY!!!hahaha), Mrs.
Drawsby,Mr. Pringle(I owe you)ThEn
To My FaMiLy: Grandma and Grandpa Caines,
Aunt Suzanne, Aunt Christy, Aunt Linda, Uncle Dennis,Uncle Jodi,
Uncle Gary, Sandy, Mom, Dad, Nick, Kate, Zack,Uncle Jeff, Grandma and Grandpa
Havens, Aunt Cathy, AuntCarolyn,Kelsey,Jesse,Leia,Ralph,Kim,Kristen,Heidi,David,
Matt, Misty, J.R.,
Joe,Leia, Ashley,Karen,Lil' Chris,Alex
AND TO ANYONE
I 4GOT!!!!
Just Tell Me and
I will put you up k email me here
The
Pretty Fly White Guy []D
[] []V[] []D!!!
E-Mail me and tell me what
you think ok??!!
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I WoULd LiKe 2 SaY
R.I.P. to Tupac Amaur Shakur
1971-1996
EvEn If U ArE DeAd
Or NoT (I LoVe YoUr MuZiK)
LiNk
SeCTiOn-All
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page devoted to those wonderful South Park characters morphed into the
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GaRaGe Of CaRs-An
Ode To All Of My Cars
As you get sleepy or weary,
you realize suddenly that you just wasted 5-10 whole minutes of your short,
dreary, dull, boring, insignificant,small,teeny, tiny, measly, unimportant,
meaningless,petty, pointless, trifling, negligible, irrelevant, minor,
and trivial lives!!!(sorry bout all that don't take it personal!)But you
make up 4 all of that by bookmarking this site, so now you R kool!!!
WELL
WAKE UP AND GET OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN
(right after you bookmark my page of course)
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Oh yeah for all yall haters
out there 
And for all you other
sites out there that I don't like
Sorry if any of this site
offends you but at MY site I like to speak MY mind!!!
Oh yeah
and just one more thing...
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ããThis site has been a creative output of
expression that is an originative manufactured makeable engenderful yielded
constructive production of the thoughtful,probing,pensive contemplating,meditative
reflective cogitative deliberative pondersome smart cerebral intelligent
brainy high_brow mental idea dispenser of Chris''s Badasssouthernplayalisticcadillacmuzikspottieottiedopalicious
swinginelectricpsychadelikpussycatthinkin
astroplane medula ablongatta mind!!
ha I kick
ass!
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